Grandma getting PET scan…

Russian Doctor:We begin PET scan now.

Waiting… Waiting…
Grandma: So what do you see?

Russian Doctor: Do you see the blue? That’s what’s supposed to be in your body. Do you see the red? That’s what is not supposed to be in your body.

Grandma: What is it?

Russian Doctor:It appears you’re carrying nuclear war heads




so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note